Val de vara

Posted on 15. Dec, 2009 by in Poezii hazlii

Pentru cine inca nu stie,
Mai scriu (cam rar) o poezie
Iar azi mi-am amintit brusc
Ca n-am mai scris de… cam demult.

VAL DE VARA

E cald, e cald, e cald de mori
Aduceti mie stropitori
Si frunze mari de palmier
Si fructe de cocotier.

Si un cocktail cu umbreluta
Si pe fundal  ne canta … gutza?!?!
Sezlong moale si relaxant
Sa te maseze un bronza(n)t.

Privesti in zare – ai o mare
Plina de peshte umblatoare
In stanga doar s-a asezat
Un tip dragut, exact! bronzat!

Si muschiulet si patratele
O, Doamne, iti vin ganduri “rele”:
“Ce-ar fi sa vina el la mine
Si sa imi spuna ca m-ar tine
In brate-o viata, o ventuza
Sa-si aplice la moa pe buza”.

Si vine gasca. Heeei, amici!
Veniti la mine sus, aici!
Luati-mi si o inghetata
Cu nuci si “tres” caramelizata.

Stau de 3 ore pe sezlong
Si ma bronzez si mai adorm…
In seara asta noi iesim
Sa bem si sa benchetuim.

Nu mergi si tu?
Nu spune NU!
Te-astept diseara pe faleza,
Sa vii cu cea mai tare freza! 😉

P.S.: era cald, iulie…acum ma uit pe geam la niste fulgi imensi 🙂 iarna nu-i ca vara, stiu…

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